After recovering from a near 911 call due to not catching my breath in laughter, I cannot resist passing this on. It came anonymous in me spam email circle. (been there, or near there, but younger and drunker.)
Public Service announcement!
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> Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
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> We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
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> In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
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> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
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> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby."
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> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
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> Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
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> Both result in death.
Public Service announcement!
>
> - - -
>
> Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
>
> We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
>
> In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
>
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby."
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
>
> Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
>
> Both result in death.
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