What are some of your favorite sayings/quotes

[justbroke]

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

[debtprison]

"Go ahead. Make my day."

(In response to creditor's threats)

[TroubleinCalif]

' Those who forget the past, are doomed to repeat it"

"You have to get thru the clouds to get to the silver lining"

[PacificBlue]

"I feel so much better now that I have given up all hope".

[OhioFiler]

[PacificBlue]

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana"

[LimpDisc]

"You teach people how to treat you"

[Michigan1951]

What part of NO don't you understand???????????


I can't hear you!!??


Read my lips................

[PacificBlue]

"Pain killers gets you through times better when there's no money, better then money get's you through times when there's no pain killers".

(disclaimer: pain killers are a part of life when you are battling cancer, I in no way condone the use of drugs for recreation)

[Houseofcards]

Trust everyone - but always cut the cards. (W.C.Fields)

[danaf]

yada yada yada (Seinfeld)

& If it's not billable, pass this desk (for those who like to waste time in the office).

[NHC]

I have a lot....and I don't guarantee they're PC either....as most of my friends are bikers...but I'll try to keep it clean.

Don't sweat the petty stuff, just pet the sweaty stuff.
There's more than one way to skin a squirrel....
Put your big girl panties on and deal with it....
Beer is Food.
Friends come and go, Enemies accumulate.
Families are like fudge....mostly sweet with a few nuts.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
My head hurts from wearing the crown....
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
It must be nice living in your world...
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic
I wish I could see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my _____.
Good news! Your proctologist called....they found your head.
Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Reasoning with teenagers is like trying to nail jello to a tree.
Having kids is like being pecked to death by ducks.

Okay...I'll stop now....the other ones have bad words in them.

[NHC]

Oh wait....one more....every once in awhile I need a mental health day....I told my boss last year that I had "non specific occular rectalitis"...she said "what's that?"...I said "I just can't see my a$$ coming into work today so I'm taking a personal day"....she's not very bright so I'm pretty sure she didn't get it.

[PacificBlue]

NHC you have some great ones there.

Here's another one of mine..

I know you believe you understand what you think I said. But do you realize what you understand is not what I meant?

[NHC]

Oh...I just remembered another fave:

If you think nobody cares, try missing a payment!!!