It must be the Merlot, but I can't contain myself. Mrs. comes in with a finger in a cup of ice water. She's deep frying chicken wings. I asked, what's up with you? She says 'Oh, nothing, I just fried my finger'. After laughing my fool head off, then picking myself off the floor with a B*tch slap, I told her that you don't put the chicken in to the bottom of the fryer, you drop them. After picking myself up again, she said 'I could give you an "infraction", and I said that sounds "kinky" after I again picked myself up from the floor, I now have my lip in her ice water. I think I'll refill my Merlot glass. 'Hub
-
If I knew it all, would I be here?? Hang in there = Retained attorney 8-06, Filed 12-28-07, Discharge 8-13-08, Finally CLOSED 11-3-09, 3-31-10 AP Dismissed, Informed by incompetent lawyer of CLOSED status, October 14, 2010. -
I'm going to kill 'Hub........"To go bravely forward is to invite a miracle."
"Worry is the darkroom where negatives are formed." -
So is he making this up or is that the drink talking ;)May 31st, 2007: Petition Filed by my lawyer
July 2nd, 2007: 341 Meeting Held
September 4th, 2007: Discharged and Closed.Comment
-
I love fried fingers
I was thinking of that lady from Wendys and the chili finger.
Comment
-
For the Mrs, I sure hope there was plenty of merlot for you too! Damn those burns hurt!
and now for the obvious pun: You took "Finger lickin' good" to a whole new level....12/05/08 - filed pro se
01/27/09 - case dismissed and closed - 02/24/09 - case reopened and dismissal vacated
04/01/09 - new 341 scheduled
6/02/09 - DISCHARGED!!!
Comment
-
She made that whole story up ..lolOriginally posted by Bandit View PostI love fried fingers I was thinking of that lady from Wendys and the chili finger.Filed on 7-17-09
waiting for 341
341 meeting 8-21-09
discharged/ case closed 12/23/2009Comment
-
p.s. Hub.. Are you doing all the cooking from now on ?? Mrs. should make ya, lest one dinner
Filed on 7-17-09
waiting for 341
341 meeting 8-21-09
discharged/ case closed 12/23/2009Comment
-
I have a friend that collects puns. I'll be sending this along.Originally posted by blankslate View Post
"To go bravely forward is to invite a miracle."
"Worry is the darkroom where negatives are formed."Comment
Comment