Submitted petition yesterday. Clerk saw the Fee Waiver and warned me they are almost never granted and I should consider installments. Told him I would take my chances. Clerk then criticized my attached Schedules, saying they were too detailed (2 continuation pages each for I & J; 10 for B) and Judge would probably not read them, so suggested I remove them from the application. Told him I would take my chances.
Waiver Hearing this morning. I was last out of 6 people, and watched everyone grilled with questions and denied. Now I'm the only one left and starting to sweat, trying to figure out how I could possibly pay, when I'm called up and sworn in.
I was prepared with bank statements, invoices, receipts - even estimates from the dentist and ophthalmologist of procedures I needed. But before I could say a word or produce one document the Judge said, "You win the prize. These are the most thorough, complete, and beautifully formatted schedules I have ever seen in my entire life."
She then proceeded to quote specific items like, milk crates, flip-flops, extension cords, refrigerator magnets and 'The Truman Show' dvd valued at $0.25 from pages 7-9 out of my 10 attachments to Schedule B. (We agreed it was a great film). She then announced, "Waiver granted" and wished me a Happy New Year. No questions asked. No documents requested.
So for all you other anal-retentives out there, embrace what you do best. Monica Geller-Bing just may be your Judge!
Waiver Hearing this morning. I was last out of 6 people, and watched everyone grilled with questions and denied. Now I'm the only one left and starting to sweat, trying to figure out how I could possibly pay, when I'm called up and sworn in.
I was prepared with bank statements, invoices, receipts - even estimates from the dentist and ophthalmologist of procedures I needed. But before I could say a word or produce one document the Judge said, "You win the prize. These are the most thorough, complete, and beautifully formatted schedules I have ever seen in my entire life."
She then proceeded to quote specific items like, milk crates, flip-flops, extension cords, refrigerator magnets and 'The Truman Show' dvd valued at $0.25 from pages 7-9 out of my 10 attachments to Schedule B. (We agreed it was a great film). She then announced, "Waiver granted" and wished me a Happy New Year. No questions asked. No documents requested.
So for all you other anal-retentives out there, embrace what you do best. Monica Geller-Bing just may be your Judge!
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