lol. YouMail has a few voice mail recordings that are good, if you don't mind calls actually coming to your phone. One of them states: "At the sound of the tone, please record my following answers to your questions. Yes, yes, no, no, no, yes, yes, no, no and NO." And then it hangs up.
I also like the one that says: "You cannot reach the number you have called from the device you are using. Please consult your instruction card and try again, or dial the operator to assist you."
Actually, I don't have those programmed to answer for any of my own creditors anymore, because I can't. I am pro se. Go figure - now that I have to answer the phone, they don't ever bother to call me!
But I do use both of those recordings on my health insurance company. (Different rant.)
I also like the one that says: "You cannot reach the number you have called from the device you are using. Please consult your instruction card and try again, or dial the operator to assist you."
Actually, I don't have those programmed to answer for any of my own creditors anymore, because I can't. I am pro se. Go figure - now that I have to answer the phone, they don't ever bother to call me!
But I do use both of those recordings on my health insurance company. (Different rant.)
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