you have to be kidding me?????
i actually got a collection call from chase..........
WAIT.....HOLD on please......click click... up comes the FTC site....i'm typing....i'm asking.....
name please
dept please
and why are you calling please
address please
last name please
email address please
STOP...she asks..who am i speaking to?? i respond the party you called...NOW please continue...
extension please
your employee ID
ok....so we ALL know how i type...so i'm really trying to keep up, but i finally ask her....
please slow down...everyone on bf forum knows i can't type...and i'm trying now to type while i'm talking to you...so if you could just answer my questions a little slower i would greatly appreciate this because i have to get all the information correct for my complaint to the ftc.....and let me type your answers in the appropriate little thingys... so that way we can go thru this much more efficiently...
oh she asks...what ARE WE going thru???...i reply...oh...i was just getting my tape recorder going and i pulled up the federal trade commission site and i'm typing in the complaint as we are speaking so i can make certain i get this entire conversation correct...and frankly, from my end, the way i see it...you are in very deep doo doo...( that's french for s**t).
here's the kicker...i called a government watchdog agency to help me get our names off the deed...we have an unlisted number...i called them and have been awaiting to hear back from them since aug 19, 2010. i told the woman i will TRUST you and YOU ONLY with our telephone number since she promised to contact chase and get this situation resolved........so what does she do???
she GIVES chase our phone number and the collections dept calls me.......RIGHT??? are you kidding me AGAIN?? i can't wait until tomorrow morning to call this watchdog government fraud agency....they are going to be mighty unhappy campers when i am done....since i'll go to washington dc if i have to now....
i'm like...excuse me...like what is it about the mortgage being discharged under a NO asset chapter 7 that you don't understand??? .....what is it that the little box being checked off stating WE ARE SURRENDERING the property, and actually did a very long time ago, that you do no understand??
P L E A S E....i'm all ears.
oh!...her reply is..oh no!! many many people after a chapter 7 and the mortgage has been discharged reaffirm....RIGHT??? we have been out of the house almost 2 years??? are you kidding me AGAIN????
i would NOT let up on her...she claims that a loan mod was started last month...i ask and whom possibly could have started that???? her reply...oh YOU must have....ARE YOU KIDDING ME???...HOLD PLEASE....
gets back to me....well we are not exactly sure how or who did the loan mod. really.....so now you have not only GHOST writers but have GHOSTS applying for loan mods on FEDERALLY discharged loans....my my.....we are slipping down the ladder....
opppsss....please SLOW down again...i can't type that fast...OHIO...you are in OHIO...no...i'm in AZ.....ok...your supervisors name....they aren't here now...but we promise we won't call you again....WE.....i ask..do you have a mouse in your pocket????...who is WE....(we are doing french words AGAIN).
after over 67 minutes i wore her down and she hung up...LOL!!! what a night!
i actually got a collection call from chase..........
WAIT.....HOLD on please......click click... up comes the FTC site....i'm typing....i'm asking.....
name please
dept please
and why are you calling please
address please
last name please
email address please
STOP...she asks..who am i speaking to?? i respond the party you called...NOW please continue...
extension please
your employee ID
ok....so we ALL know how i type...so i'm really trying to keep up, but i finally ask her....
please slow down...everyone on bf forum knows i can't type...and i'm trying now to type while i'm talking to you...so if you could just answer my questions a little slower i would greatly appreciate this because i have to get all the information correct for my complaint to the ftc.....and let me type your answers in the appropriate little thingys... so that way we can go thru this much more efficiently...
oh she asks...what ARE WE going thru???...i reply...oh...i was just getting my tape recorder going and i pulled up the federal trade commission site and i'm typing in the complaint as we are speaking so i can make certain i get this entire conversation correct...and frankly, from my end, the way i see it...you are in very deep doo doo...( that's french for s**t).
here's the kicker...i called a government watchdog agency to help me get our names off the deed...we have an unlisted number...i called them and have been awaiting to hear back from them since aug 19, 2010. i told the woman i will TRUST you and YOU ONLY with our telephone number since she promised to contact chase and get this situation resolved........so what does she do???
she GIVES chase our phone number and the collections dept calls me.......RIGHT??? are you kidding me AGAIN?? i can't wait until tomorrow morning to call this watchdog government fraud agency....they are going to be mighty unhappy campers when i am done....since i'll go to washington dc if i have to now....
i'm like...excuse me...like what is it about the mortgage being discharged under a NO asset chapter 7 that you don't understand??? .....what is it that the little box being checked off stating WE ARE SURRENDERING the property, and actually did a very long time ago, that you do no understand??
P L E A S E....i'm all ears.
oh!...her reply is..oh no!! many many people after a chapter 7 and the mortgage has been discharged reaffirm....RIGHT??? we have been out of the house almost 2 years??? are you kidding me AGAIN????
i would NOT let up on her...she claims that a loan mod was started last month...i ask and whom possibly could have started that???? her reply...oh YOU must have....ARE YOU KIDDING ME???...HOLD PLEASE....
gets back to me....well we are not exactly sure how or who did the loan mod. really.....so now you have not only GHOST writers but have GHOSTS applying for loan mods on FEDERALLY discharged loans....my my.....we are slipping down the ladder....
opppsss....please SLOW down again...i can't type that fast...OHIO...you are in OHIO...no...i'm in AZ.....ok...your supervisors name....they aren't here now...but we promise we won't call you again....WE.....i ask..do you have a mouse in your pocket????...who is WE....(we are doing french words AGAIN).
after over 67 minutes i wore her down and she hung up...LOL!!! what a night!
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